The Elusive Tom

My goodness, but these sure are some elusive creatures. I can certainly see why them turkey hunters are such a hearty and braggard lot. They do a lot of talk about "callin' 'em in". They are the cats with those cool bumper stickers that say, "If It Flies, It Dies!". I 'll bet Saint Peter loves that kind of stuff.....

This pack of toms, easily eighteen or twenty of them, let me walk right through their midst. They were only concerned enough about me to maintain a five or six foot radius distance.

Too bad huh I was only sporting my Olympus instead of my trusty automatic assualt rifle, or I coulda' had us a Christmas turkey for everybody.....yeah, right.