A Jolly Trumpy Christmas

Okay, let's say you're the new Mrs. Donald Trump (heaven forbid, but just for the sake of this silliness run with us) and you've got to buy the guy with the really bad hair something to put under the tree next weekend. Here at Skatetruck we thought we'd help her out and came up with these gems.

We have often laid in bed at night wondering what a $325,000 pair of audio speakers looked like, haven't you? Read that again boys and girls, a pair of stereo speakers that cost the municipal budget of a small town. You can check out the Sphaeron Excalibur's HERE .

Just what everyone needs, a 43 thousand dollar sportbike........Well, not really.....anyway this is the F4-1000 MV-Augusta that all the mainstream cycle mags have soiled their panties and their pages with in the past few months.

Or how about a Breitling Chrono Avenger Professional aviators watch with a built in emergency transponding beacon in case of a plane crash, or maybe just in case The Donald gets lost in his own house. Prices to $37,500.

Well, that about exhausts our budget. If you have any other suggestions to excess let us know here at Skatetruck and we'll make sure The Mrs. Trump gets them.

Are we being politically incorrect if we say Happy Holidays? Who cares.

Happy Holidays Y'all