Lazy Lazy Lazy
This is Sherman. He's the top shop cat out at the ranch at B&J . He goes by many names, The Sherminator, Squirrel Butt, Shoimen, Squirm, Schquirman, everybody calls him something different, and he always comes.
He keeps all the dogs in line big time and sleeps a lot. He will lay on any vehicle, anytime, any spot on the vehicle he chooses. He's been known to get so relaxed that he rolls off sometimes.....we hardly ever laugh. He also likes to sleep on his face. He'll sit in a Sphinx-like pose, except he'll tuck his face under his chest and sleep on his face. Very weird.
Oh, and he bitches a lot too. Constantly vocal, chirps like a bird on occasion. Never believe anyone who tells you that cats aren't social and that cats don't like people, they don't know what the heck they're talking about, he's never met a stranger. Always, always under foot.
The Parts Bitch slammed his head in her F-150 truck door one day and it didn't really faze him. The Guru pulled the garage bay door on him once too. See what I mean about always under foot. He's pretty tough though.....
5 Comments:
He is a good cat, and always under foot.
"he's never met a stranger", i like that!
Shermie is a Cool Kitty, I'm gunna tell him you called him lazy.
He's only lazy until he gets a case of the "crazed kitties" and runs like hell up and down the stairs...until he misses a step and slams into the wood. That's always entertaining.
sounds like a female cat, bitches a lot, doen't mind what a man tell s her, she's barefoot, whats this world coming to. (these comments are from a single guy who can't figure out why he's single)
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